Darning logic
Ezra: “When are you going to darn these socks?”
Carrie: “I don’t know.”
Ezra: “Are you going to do it today?”
Carrie: “No.”
Ezra: “What about tomorrow?”
Carrie: “No.”
Ezra: “Then when?”
Carrie: “I don’t know, Ezra. I have more important things to do than darning socks.”
Ezra: “Like what?”
Carrie: “I don’t know. Like everything. Darning socks is the least important thing I have to do.”
Ezra: “Does that mean that everything is more important than darning socks?”
Carrie: “Yes.”
Ezra: “Does that mean that darning socks is more important than darning socks?”