Kosher for Passover

Phineas: “Is a potato kosher for Passover?”
Me: “Yes”
Phineas: “Then anything with ‘potato’ in it is kosher for Passover!”
Me: “Yes.”
Phineas: “Is a potato eye kosher for Passover?”
Me: “Yes.”
Phineas: “Is a potato arm kosher for Passover?”
Me: “Yes.”
Phineas: “Is a potato ear kosher for Passover?”
Me: “Yes.”
Phineas: “Is potato hair kosher for Passover?”
Me: “Yes.”
Phineas (Getting excited): “Is a potato butt kosher for Passover?”
Me: “Yes.”
Phineas: “Are BUTTS kosher for Passover?!“
Carrie: “Hmm. I think that would depend on which rabbi you asked…“
Ezra: “Which rabbi would say that a butt was kosher for Passover?”
Phineas (without any hesitation): “A butt rabbi!”