Your Theory of Relativity is Poop
With much giggling, Ezra and Phineas are disagreeing over whether 60 minus 1 is 59 or 61. Eventually, Ezra says, “well if sixty minus one is fifty-nine, then two minus one is…” And Phineas says, “also fifty-nine!”
Ezra replies, “your theory of relativity is poop.” Both kids continue to giggle.