Carrie made each of the kids a “to-do” list for the weekend.

Ezra: “Phineas. Why did you add ‘poop’ and ‘commit suicide’ to my todo list?!”
Phineas: “Why do you think I did it?”
Ezra: “Because… I don’t think anyone else would do that.”

Carrie reprimands Phineas

Phineas: “OK. Mom let you off on committing suicide. But you still need to poop!”