Dough Tax

Carrie likes to eat a little bit of the raw pizza dough when I’m making pizza. I brought her some.

Carrie: “Thanks for my dough tax!”
Ezra: “Dough tax?“
Carrie: “Nate gave me a little bit of pizza dough.”
Phineas: “Can I have some dough tax?”
Ezra: “Are you a mother of two?”
Phineas: “…no.”
Ezra: “Well there’s your answer!”

I gave Ezra and Phineas some dough.

Phineas: “Hmm. I guess this is more of a dough tariff!”